From beefcakes and bears to pretty boys and pure sex gods, Totty Watch's wandering eye is always on the look out for the hottest men of the moment. We’ve resisted the urge for too long, but something that felt so wrong before now feels so “wright” – see what we did there? This week, it’s the new backstage host of Take Me Out who can take us any way he wants.

Name:
Mark Wright.

Also known as:
The King of Essex.

Not to be confused with:
Desperate Scousewives’ resident womaniser Joe, who makes Mark look like a saint.

Vitals:
Born 20 January 1987, Buckhurst Hill, Essex, England, UK.

Last seen:
Giving dating tips to the boys on ITV2’s Take Me Out – The Gossip. He could take us any which way he wanted, that's for sure!

Best feature:
Great chest, cheeky grin and gorgeous arse – we know thanks to the roving cameras on I’m a Celeb.

Most likely to:
Be your guiltiest reality TV pleasure.

Least likely to:
Become a monk, despite his short-lived vow of chastity in the last season of The Only Way is Essex. We think it lasted all of about, oh, an episode?

Is He or Isn’t He?
Apart from his involvement in a heavy, long-term bromance with James ‘Arg’ Argent – not to mention some laddish moments with McFly’s Dougie Poynter in the I’m a Celeb camp (including the time they shaved each other, ahem) - Mark’s definitely a ladies man.

Do mention:
His new TV presenting career.

Don’t mention:
The name Lauren. Or Sam. Or Lucy. The list goes on...

Take Me Out - The Gossip is shown on Saturday nights on ITV2.