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Dykons: Charlize Theron
by Bree Hoskin
03 February 2012
They made your hands clammy, your knees quiver and sent your hormones spinning when you were a dyke-in-training. This week it’s an Oscar-winning stunner who’s set to take on Kristen Stewart in Snow White and the Huntsman, as well as kick ass in the upcoming Alien prequel.
Name:
Charlize Theron.
Also known as:
The first South African to win an Academy Award in a major acting category –
that’s Best Actress for her role in Monster, in case you didn’t already
know.
Not to be confused with:
Nicole Kidman, Reese Witherspoon, Cameron Diaz, Renee Zellwegger, Halle Berry or
any other A-list Hollywood actress who can carry their own film.
Last seen:
In the trailer for her film Young Adult.
Best feature:
Sexy eyes and legs that go on and on.
Most likely to:
Give you a renewed interest in fairytales. Preview pics recently released for
Snow White and the Huntsman had us spellbound when we saw Charlize, as
the evil queen, appear to rise sensationally from a bath of milk.
Least likely to:
Get married. Although she is a staunch supporter of gay marriage in the States,
it’s not something she wants for herself. “Marriage – before I felt this way
about this issue – was never something important to me”, she told Piers Morgan.
“I really want for myself a long-term relationship and I have been in long-term
relationships... The actual ceremony is not something that is important to me –
but I see the importance for other people”.
Is she a sista?
No – one of the “long-term relationships” she was referring to was with actor
Stuart Townsend, who she was with for over a decade. However, she has had
relationships with women onscreen, notably in Monster with Chrisina
Ricci and Head in the Clouds, in which she plays Gilda, a bisexual
woman in love with both a man named Guy and a woman named Mia, played by
Penelope Cruz. Note to self – must find this on DVD.
Phwoarrr rating?
Astronomical.
Do mention:
Her upcoming film Prometheus, which is being touted as a prequel to
Alien. We don’t know much about it yet, but the very little footage
that’s already been released shows Charlize exercising in next to nothing.
“When I’m naked, I really like to do push-ups”, joked good sport Charlize at a recent Comic Con panel about the footage and getting her kit off on film. “I’ve never been in a position where I’ve been like, ‘This doesn’t feel right’. I wouldn’t do it if I felt that. I like the shock value of it. I think that if you use it correctly, it’s really effective”. No arguments here, Charlize.
Don’t mention:
When she’s thinking of settling down and getting married – she doesn’t need to
wear a white dress and walk down an aisle, thank you very much.
Young Adult opens in UK cinemas on 3 February 2012.
Image © Universal Studios.
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