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TW: Channing Tatum
by Bree Hoskin
25 January 2012
From beefcakes and bears to pretty boys and pure sex gods, Totty Watch's wandering eye is always on the look out for the hottest men of the moment. He bangs, he bangs! This week, it’s the buff man-god who’s gone from being a stripper, to a dancer in a Ricky Martin video, to a bona fide Hollywood sex symbol. He’s extremely gay friendly, too!
Name:
Channing Matthew Tatum.
Also known as:
The main man in GI Joe.
Not to be confused with:
Tatum O’Neal or Stockard Channing.
Vitals:
Born 26 April 1980, Cullman, Alabama, USA.
Last seen:
Channelling a Brokeback Mountain vibe with Jamie Bell, his hot co-star
in The Eagle, but instead of cowboy hats and horses, there’re sandals
and sword fights. Pun intended. “Jamie and I have a bromance”, he tells New York
Magazine about his off-screen relationship with the man who plays the slave to
his Roman commander. “We’ve been having sex for years now”.
We've also been ogling him in the trailer for his upcoming movie The Vow, out on 10 February.
Best feature:
Arms, chest, eyes, thighs… well, pretty much everything, really.
Most likely to:
Know his way around a dance floor. The man’s got moves, which he’s put to good
use over the years. Channing, under the alias Chan Crawford, started out in the,
ahem, business as an exotic dancer in an Alabama nightclub before being cast as
a dancer in Ricky Martin’s ‘She Bangs’ video. He also had a lead role in the
dance movie Step Up. We’d do the horizontal mambo with him any day.
Least likely to:
Be an A-hole. He was recently crowned “America’s most fun movie star” for GQ
writer Jane Pressler.
Is He or Isn’t He?
His master-slave bromance disappointingly remains all subtext – he’s married to
actress Jenna Dewan.
Do mention:
His upcoming film projects The Vow, 21 Jump Street, the highly
anticipated G.I. Joe sequel Retaliation and Magic
Mike, in which he - wait for it - plays a stripper. We think he might be
drawing on past experience for that role.
Don’t mention:
His penis injury. While filming The Eagle, a crewmember forgot to
dilute some boiling water and poured it down Channing’s wetsuit in an effort to
warm him up during the shooting of a river scene. Channing says it was “by far
one of the most painful things I’ve ever been through”. Ouchies.
However, Channing assures New York Magazine that he’s fully recovered. “It’s great, I’m back on top. That part of your body is very regenerative”. Good to know, Channing!
Channing's new movie The Vow opens in UK cinemas on 10 February 2012.
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