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New Releases Friday 3 September

PICK OF THE WEEK – GAY THEME

Dinner For Schmucks
The story of Tim, a guy who is on the verge of success. All he has to do is find the perfect person to bring to the Dinner for Extraordinary People – an annual event held by his employers, where guests must invite the most eccentric character they can find. That’s where Barry comes in, a man whose hobbies include dressing up mice in tiny outfits to recreate famous works of art. The places are set for a memorable dinner and a most unlikely friendship. Read our review.

Certificate: 12A
Genre: Comedy
Director: Jay Roach
Hotties: Paul Rudd and Steve Carell
Website: www.dinnerforschmucks.com

Certified Copy
This is the story of a meeting between one man and one woman, in a small Italian village in Southern Tuscany. The man is a British author who has just finished giving a lecture at a conference. The woman, from France, owns an art gallery. This is a common story that could happen to anyone, anywhere.

Certificate: 12A
Genre: Drama,
Director: Abbas Kiarostami
Hotties: Juliette Binoche and William Shimell
Website: www.artificial-eye.com

Cherry Tree Lane
An authentic British horror about a vicious clash of two utterly opposed cultures. Christine and Mike are normal parents living in a semi-detached house on suburban street. They don’t realise it, but a desperate and terrible situation is just minutes away. They sit and eat their evening meal, discussing the day’s events at work. Christine answers the door to a group of three teenage boys asking after her son Sebastian for a kick around. Telling them he is out, she closes the door and returns to her meal. The door goes again. This time, as Christine opens the latch, a sudden unexpected attack leads to a terrifying house invasion. Striking at the heart of the deepest suburban fears and played out in real time, Cherry Tree Lane explores what happens when a living nightmare bursts into the home you assumed was safe.

Certificate: 18
Genre: Thriller
Director: Paul Andrew Williams
Hotties: Tom Butcher
Website: www.metrodomegroup.com

Jonah Hex
The US military makes a scarred bounty hunter with warrants on his own head an offer he cannot refuse: in exchange for his freedom, he must stop a terrorist who is ready to unleash Hell on Earth.

Certificate: 15
Genre: Western
Director: Jimmy Hayward
Hotties: Michael Fassbender.
Website: jonah-hex.warnerbros.com

The Switch
Kassie is a smart, fun loving, single woman who decides she wants a baby. Despite her neurotic best friend Wally’s objections, she chooses to go for this on her own and opts for the services of a charming sperm donor. Unbeknownst to Kassie, her plans go awry when Wally drunkenly makes a last minute switch that isn’t discovered until seven years later when he finally meets her precocious – though slightly neurotic – son.

Certificate: 12A
Genre: Comedy
Director: Will Speck, Josh Gordon
Hotties: Jennifer Aniston, Jason Bateman and Patrick Wilson
Website: www.theswitch-movie.com

The Last Exorcism
After years of parting desperate believers with their money by performing fake exorcisms, the Reverend Cotton Marcus arrives on the rural Louisiana farm of Louis Sweetzer, expecting to perform just another routine ritual. An earnest fundamentalist, Sweetzer has contacted the charismatic preacher as a last resort, certain his teenage daughter Nell is possessed by a demon who must be exorcised before their terrifying ordeal ends in unimaginable tragedy. But upon arriving at the already blood drenched family farm, it is soon clear that nothing could have prepared him for the true evil he encounters there.

Certificate: 18
Genre: Horror
Director: Daniel Stamm
Hotties: Patrick Fabian
Website: www.thelastexorcism.com

SoulBoy
Stoke on Trent, 1974: Joe Mcain is bored with his life that's going nowhere amidst power cuts and widespread strikes. He has a job as a delivery man and dabbles in theft with his best friend Russ. But then he meets Jane, a bright and spunky blonde who shows him a whole new life at the Wigan Casino, a place of music, dancing and drugs, and Joe is completely taken with excitement. He also meets Mandy, keen to help Joe transform his boring life and to help him become the Soulboy that he wishes to be. Things aren't all plain sailing, however, in this crazy new existence, and Joe has troubling times ahead, not least with regards to various conflicts with Russ.

Certificate: 15
Genre: Drama
Director: Shimmy Marcus
Hotties: Martin Compston
Website: www.soulboythefilm.com

Splintered
Something has been killing live stock in a remote part of North Wales and now it’s started attacking humans. Sophie, a teenager with a troubled past, puts herself and her friends at the mercy of this wild beast, when her obsession of the unexplained leads them deep into the Welsh countryside. Looking for evidence within an abandoned building, Sophie witnesses a vicious attack on her friend and then finds herself incarcerated in a locked room. She cannot escape and her only hope is that her friends manage to find her before her captor makes them his latest victim…

Certificate: 18
Genre: Horror, Thriller
Director: Simeon Halligan
Hotties: Jonathan Readwin
Website: www.splinteredthemovie.com

Why Did I Get Married Too?
Four couples reunite for their annual vacation in order to socialize and to spend time analyzing their marriages. Their intimate week in the Bahamas is disrupted by the arrival of an ex-husband determined to win back his recently remarried wife.

Certificate: 12A
Genre: Comedy
Director: Tyler Perry
Hotties: Janet Jackson
Website: www.whydidigetmarriedtoomovie.com

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